2nd class had a great week telling jokes. We thought we’d share them with you so you can have a laugh on us!
Emily: What is a knight’s favourite fish? Answer: A swordfish!
Mark: What has four legs but never walks? Answer: A chair!
Ellie-May: How do fish count? Answer: with their fish fingers!
Sophie & Eoin: Seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea but if they flew over the bay they would be called baygels!
Aoibhe: Whey are fish smart? Answer: they go to school!
Chloe: What do you call a pig that goes to Karate classes? Answer: A pork chop!
Chloe & Ellie-May: Did you hear about the majic tractor? It turned into a field!
Chloe: Why did the child cross the park? Answer: To get to the other side!
Daniela: What do clouds wear? Answer: Sunderwear!
David: Why was six scared of seven? Answer: Because seven eight nine!
Nathan: What’s black and white and read all over? Answer: A newspaper!
Hillary: What gets wet the more it dries? Answer: A towel!
Michael: What do you call a frozen poo? Answer: a poopsicle!
Anon: Where do sheep go on holidays? Answer: The Baaahamas!