2nd class had a great week telling jokes. We thought we’d share them with you so you can have a laugh on us!

Lily-May & Eoin: What do footballers like to drink? Answer: Penaltee!

Emily: What is a knight’s favourite fish? Answer: A swordfish!

Mark: What has four legs but never walks? Answer: A chair!

Ellie-May: How do fish count? Answer: with their  fish fingers!

Sophie & Eoin: Seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea but if they flew over the bay they would be called baygels!

Aoibhe: Whey are fish smart? Answer: they go to school!

Chloe: What do you call a pig that goes to Karate classes? Answer: A pork chop!

Chloe & Ellie-May: Did you hear about the majic tractor? It turned into a field!

Chloe: Why did the child cross the park? Answer: To get to the other side!

Daniela: What do clouds wear? Answer: Sunderwear!

David: Why was six scared of seven? Answer: Because seven eight nine!

Nathan: What’s black and white and read all over? Answer: A newspaper!

Hillary: What gets wet the more it dries? Answer: A towel!

Michael: What do you call a frozen poo? Answer: a poopsicle!

Anon: Where do sheep go on holidays? Answer: The Baaahamas!